{"product_id":"9781797229850","title":"Goth Parenting","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the cradle bars to pre-preteen goo goo mucks,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoth Parenting\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis an illustrated humor book with heart for families who do things a little differently.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour local mall goths and graveyard lurkers experience the same milestones of parenthood as anyone else. Goths just do it with a little extra style and more Edgar Allan Poe references.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoth Parenting\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e takes you from a baby bat’s very earliest days through age seven, illustrating parents’ memorable moments, challenges, and rewards along the way. Like figuring out how to child-proof your tomb sweet tomb, what to feed a toddler to make sure they live deliciously, and how to cope if your little monster doesn’t wish every day was Halloween.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether your gashlycrumb tiny is a ball of darkness like you or a little ray of sunshine, there’s something here for every alternative parent. Because being a goth parent is about more than just Victorian accessories and black clothing—it’s about acceptance, love, and always being yourself. And \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003ealso\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e black clothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCELEBRATION OF ALL THINGS GOTH: The funny, gentle advice is peppered with instantly recognizable references, from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eDracula\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to Edward Gorey to The Sisters of Mercy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED ALT PARENTING BOOK: Cute and colorful pictures illustrate diverse, loving goth families on every page.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGREAT GIFT: Super-relatable moments make this an ideal present for goths at any stage of their parenting adventures. Wrap in a sheet of skull floral paper for baby shower, birthday, or stocking stuffer gift-giving to moms, dads, or couples.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoms, dads, aunts, uncles, grandparents, and caretakers with an offbeat sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids of goth parents looking for a Mother's Day, Father's Day, or birthday present\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGen X mall goths, alternative millennials, and older Gen Zers starting families\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoths, punks, witches, graveyard lurkers, reformed Hot Topic teens, proud emo crybabies, and anyone who admires the goth aesthetic and lifestyle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of My Chemical Romance,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Addams Family\u003c\/i\u003e, and Netflix’s\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eWednesday\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ereboot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"chronicle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53957035426102,"sku":"9781797229850","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0370\/1476\/5613\/files\/goth.jpg?v=1776883714","url":"https:\/\/journeysgifts.com\/products\/9781797229850","provider":"Journeys Spirited Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}