And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too.

Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.

Don't worry, he knows who he is. Men's shoe size 7-12. 30% nylon; 68% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know?

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good.

I like 'em. I like 'em all.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

This is a big deal but I know you got my back, dude.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'm no delicate lady finger either. I'm a fuckin' M-80.

50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like flowers of Tahiti with melon & coconut.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, no Indiana Jone's paces, that's standard, and then... Men's shoe size 7-12. 26% nylon; 72% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks.

71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Everyone knows it's true. Moms ARE the shit. Why not let her know?

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex. 

I mean REALLY into birds. And I've got the gear to prove it.

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

"Yes chef!" And let me hear you say it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 40% nylon; 57% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

You're the raddest dad in town. The gnarliest, the coolest, the most tubular. You know, all that stuff the kids say these days.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!)

Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.