You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.

53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Like it or lump it, buddy. I do what I can. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

I would be more subtle about my needs, it's just that, well ... I'm a cat. Come on, you know what to do. Women's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because of the glitter.

52% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex; 6% other fibers.

You don't have to actually wrestle a gator, though. Usually just running with scissors will do the trick.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. 

Socks that are straightforward AND polite. Every woman's dream!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 51% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

If there's one thing we can all believe in during a big bear hug, it's this...

Material: 50% combed cotton. 47% nylon and 3% spandex 

Everyone knows it's true. Moms ARE the shit. Why not let her know?

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex. 

And you know what? The cuteness will let you get away with it...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Material: 57% nylon, 41% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders

The perfect gift for that special someone that reimds you of the flowers blooming in spring. Or for yourself! You know you're lovely...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

I'm no delicate lady finger either. I'm a fuckin' M-80.

50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Everything you do is adorable and perfect. Especially when you jump on my head at five o'clock in the morning. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Aww, it's such a precious moment. Just look at those not-so-innocent wide eyes, taking it all in. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

WHOA. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Keep your meat mitts to yourself when I'm in the kitchen, please! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Proud and independent. That okay with you?! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Kitchen stress? What's that? Doesn't even exist. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Some days are just made for serenity. Other days ... not so much.

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you.

If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good.

I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed.

Whatever get you high, whatever floats your boat. No judgement here.

I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

I like 'em. I like 'em all.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

"Yes chef!" And let me hear you say it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 40% nylon; 57% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

This is a big deal but I know you got my back, dude.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Who's ready for walkies?! Say woof! Men's shoe size 7-12. 36% nylon; 62% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, no Indiana Jone's paces, that's standard, and then... Men's shoe size 7-12. 26% nylon; 72% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

If you need me, I'll be in the garage doing really important garage things. You know, like puttering and tinkering and stuff. Men's shoe size 7-12. 38% nylon; 60% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

The only thing better than a nice day on the green is comfortable feet.

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex

I'm not obsessed with my cat. I just like to represent him on my clothing!

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know?

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Whoops, I did it again, didn't I? Sorry, could you repeat that just one more time? Men's shoe size 7-12. 39% nylon; 58% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

I mean REALLY into birds. And I've got the gear to prove it.

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks.

71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

You're the raddest dad in town. The gnarliest, the coolest, the most tubular. You know, all that stuff the kids say these days.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

Your legend precedes you, your excellency. Henceforth we shall come bearing earplugs for all. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Hey cool Dad, making classic dad jokes and giving out those legendary high fives! Live your best life cool Dad... 

Size: Men's shoe 7-12

Material: 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex 

Don't worry, he knows who he is. Men's shoe size 7-12. 30% nylon; 68% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

This white tank top is perfect for staying cool and maybe getting a giggle or two out of a few strangers.

• Soft and lightweight blend of 95% rayon and 5% spandex
• Machine Washable 

Very cute teal leggings with all over fox prints! Our new graphic print leggings are super comfortable and anything but boring!

• Soft, comfortable and lightweight blend of 88% POLYESTER & 12% SPANDEX 
• Machine Washable