Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like flowers of Tahiti with melon & coconut.

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like seagrass, saltflower and jasmine.

I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!)

Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.

And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too.

Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.

I'm sure you can see that I'm very busy defeating the big boss right now, so I'll thank you kindly to please fuck off.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Who wants to go take on the world!? Who's a good doggy!?

52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex. 

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it?

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party!

52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also something kind of right about it, too.

57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down for a second and catch my breath.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'll get right on that, I assure you. Just gonna rest one real quick minute first. Women's shoe size 5-10. 49% combed cotton; 49% nylon; 2% spandex.

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

You work your ass off and we all know it. So let the world know that you know that we know.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

Also, I don't not want a nap. Or a vacation.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

I got all my sisters with me! We are family! Get up everybody and sing!

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

You don't have monstera? Oh jeez, that IS a problem. Women's shoe size 5-10. 43% combed cotton; 55% nylon; 2% spandex.

Holy shit! Have you seen these cat things!? they're amazing!

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'd put money on it. I mean, if they let babies have money I would.

Made with 78% cotton, 20% nylon, 2% spandex. 

They never show it in the movies, but even heroes have to poop.

Made with 71% cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex.

I never forget a face. or someone who drops me.

Made with 73% cotton, 25% nylon, 2% spandex.

Call it modern art. Or maybe performance art?

Made with 72% cotton, 26% nylon, 2% spandex.

Cute little meatballs grow up to be big meatballs, you know.

Made with 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex.

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Some people are into birds, but some people are REALLY into birds. Which one are you?

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck.

Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck?

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks.

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Say it like you mean it. Say it softly and with lavender. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.

53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Like it or lump it, buddy. I do what I can. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

I would be more subtle about my needs, it's just that, well ... I'm a cat. Come on, you know what to do. Women's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because of the glitter.

52% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex; 6% other fibers.

You don't have to actually wrestle a gator, though. Usually just running with scissors will do the trick.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. 

Everyone knows it's true. Moms ARE the shit. Why not let her know?

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex. 

I'm no delicate lady finger either. I'm a fuckin' M-80.

50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Everything you do is adorable and perfect. Especially when you jump on my head at five o'clock in the morning. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Aww, it's such a precious moment. Just look at those not-so-innocent wide eyes, taking it all in. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

WHOA. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Keep your meat mitts to yourself when I'm in the kitchen, please! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Proud and independent. That okay with you?! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Kitchen stress? What's that? Doesn't even exist. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.