This can't be considered a threat, it's a statement of facts.

• Super Insualted
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief prgrams throughout the world. 

The purrfect mitt to use for a meal made with blood, sweat and a few tears.

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world.

You can say I have "werewolf" like symptoms when I'm hangry. 

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

Ok, fine, but I won't be the one to make dinner.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached Cotton
• Measures approxiamtely 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

Those spicy bottles get into some wild things when the cabinet door closes!

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

I'm also the best procrastinator in the company.

• Super Insulated 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the word.

The best insualted mitts for meat loving, grillers!

• Super Insualted 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

Arguably the most important ingredient while baking, or cooking...

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

The towels example may be a little extreme, but you get the picture.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

Five stars for service and ten for quality. The best chef in town deserves a dish towel that highlights their talents.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide 
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world.

A teaspoon of sugar, a dash of cinnamon and a overfilled cup of baking brilliance.

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

A splash for the sauce, then a glass for the chef.

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world.

Maybe get a matching doormatt for the next time unexpected company arrives.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

Spinach salad and a black bean burger? Yes, please!

• Super Insualted 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

The dish towel for when words just aren't enough...

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbelached Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide 
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world.

A chef never feels lonely in the company of a cat.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide 
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

It's important to have your priorities straight.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide 
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world.