Like it or lump it, buddy. I do what I can. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

I would be more subtle about my needs, it's just that, well ... I'm a cat. Come on, you know what to do. Women's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because of the glitter.

52% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex; 6% other fibers.

You don't have to actually wrestle a gator, though. Usually just running with scissors will do the trick.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. 

Everyone knows it's true. Moms ARE the shit. Why not let her know?

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex. 

I'm no delicate lady finger either. I'm a fuckin' M-80.

50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Everything you do is adorable and perfect. Especially when you jump on my head at five o'clock in the morning. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Aww, it's such a precious moment. Just look at those not-so-innocent wide eyes, taking it all in. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

WHOA. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Keep your meat mitts to yourself when I'm in the kitchen, please! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Proud and independent. That okay with you?! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Kitchen stress? What's that? Doesn't even exist. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Some days are just made for serenity. Other days ... not so much.

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you.

If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good.

I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed.

Whatever get you high, whatever floats your boat. No judgement here.

I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

I like 'em. I like 'em all.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

"Yes chef!" And let me hear you say it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 40% nylon; 57% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

This is a big deal but I know you got my back, dude.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Who's ready for walkies?! Say woof! Men's shoe size 7-12. 36% nylon; 62% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, no Indiana Jone's paces, that's standard, and then... Men's shoe size 7-12. 26% nylon; 72% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

If you need me, I'll be in the garage doing really important garage things. You know, like puttering and tinkering and stuff. Men's shoe size 7-12. 38% nylon; 60% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know?

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Whoops, I did it again, didn't I? Sorry, could you repeat that just one more time? Men's shoe size 7-12. 39% nylon; 58% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

I mean REALLY into birds. And I've got the gear to prove it.

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks.

71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

You're the raddest dad in town. The gnarliest, the coolest, the most tubular. You know, all that stuff the kids say these days.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

Your legend precedes you, your excellency. Henceforth we shall come bearing earplugs for all. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Don't worry, he knows who he is. Men's shoe size 7-12. 30% nylon; 68% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

The Raven is a bird of prophecy and magical knowledge and has been associated with the Celtic Goddess Morrigan and other Crones. In Celtic myth the goddess Morrigan flew over battlefields in the form of a raven and chose who would live and who would die. The Morrigan is also known as the “Washer at the Ford” as she washed the clothes of those soon to die in battle. Her symbol – the Raven is a bird of the darkness. In that darkness – healing, wisdom, and the unfolding of the mysteries happens for those who still their minds enough to allow it to enter. The raven is the one who gives gifts but it is also a trickster. The Raven’s gifts are for those who have the sincerity to try to make use of these priceless gifts of light and insight.

Set with your choice of genuine Amethyst, Garnet, Moonstone or Labradorite stones.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

WICCA - The Wiccan Collection - THE TRIPLE MOON

In paganism this symbol is used to show the goddess as she is represented by the phases of the moon. 

The Maiden - who is youthful and growing into a woman is represented by the waxing moon - ) - the phase between the new and the full moon. She represents enchantment, inception and expansion, the promise of new beginnings, birth, youth and youthful enthusiasm.

The Mother - represented by the full moon - O, represents ripeness, fertility, sexuality, fulfillment, stability, power and life - the goddess in full bloom.

The Crone - the waning moon - (  - is the phase of the moon between the full and new moon and represents the crone, the goddess seen as an old, wise woman who guides the souls of the dead into the afterlife.

So all together the symbol - )O( - shows the Maiden, the Mother and the Crone.

Pendants come on Recycled Paper Legend Cards with a 33" long black cord. Set with your choice of Amethyst, Moonstone or Labradorite cabochons.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

WICCA - The Wiccan Collection - PENTACLE OF THE GODDESS

“The Goddess is alive and Magic is afoot.” The Goddess represents the feminine character of the universe. The Goddess weaves her never-ending dance of creation out of the threads of the sacred elements of Earth, Water, Fire, Air, and Spirit. These five sacred elements are symbolized in the five-pointed star of the Pentacle. The Goddess is made of them, and also uses them to make the rest of the cosmos. The movements of her presence blend the elements into the myriad forms in the universe. The five elements are like five winds that meet in her womb, heart, and mind. She mixes them, making the moon’s graceful circle around her, the turbulence of waves breaking over rocks, and every other movement in existence.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33 inch long black cord. Fine Lead Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

WICCA - The Wiccan Collection - SEVEN POINTED STAR

A heptagram, septagram, septegram or septogram is a seven-point star drawn with seven straight strokes. The number 7 is a very magical number, considered sacred in many traditions and open to many levels of interpretation. In Christianity it symbolizes the seven days of creation and became a traditional symbol for warding off evil. In Kaballah, it symbolizes the sphere of Netzach, the seven planets, the seven alchemical metals, and the seven days of the week. In Vedic beliefs, the body and mind are governed by the seven chakras. Among pagans it is a sacred symbol known as the Eleven Star or Fairie Star. They consider it a gateway symbol, an entrance between our world and that of the Faery, the magickal Otherworld. It is also symbolic of the seven directions -North, South, East, West, Above, Below, and Within, and the seven magical elements: earth, air, fire, water, life, light and magic.

Pendants come on Recycled paper Legend Cards with a 33" long black cord.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

WICCA - The Wiccan Collection - THE TRIPLE MOON

In paganism this symbol is used to show the goddess as she is represented by the phases of the moon. 

The Maiden - who is youthful and growing into a woman is represented by the waxing moon - ) - the phase between the new and the full moon. She represents enchantment, inception and expansion, the promise of new beginnings, birth, youth and youthful enthusiasm.

The Mother - represented by the full moon - O, represents ripeness, fertility, sexuality, fulfillment, stability, power and life - the goddess in full bloom.

The Crone - the waning moon - (  - is the phase of the moon between the full and new moon and represents the crone, the goddess seen as an old, wise woman who guides the souls of the dead into the afterlife.

So all together the symbol - )O( - shows the Maiden, the Mother and the Crone.

Pendants come on Recycled Paper Legend Cards with a 33" long black cord.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

WICCA - The Wiccan Collection - PENTACLE

The Pentacle is a schematic map of the Cosmos. Its five points stand for the four elements of Earth, Water, Fire, and Air, and the fifth element, Consciousness. They also stand for the Four directions, and the center, the place where you are. The Pentacle is one of the oldest symbols in the Western world. It is still revered as a sign of witchcraft, the first of all the healing arts.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33 inch long black cord. Fine Lead Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.

Pendants come on Legend Cards with a 33-inch-long black cord. Fine Lead-Free Pewter. Packaged on Recycled paper cards.