And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too.

Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.

Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as the long-standing tradition of dropping the final consonant of a word to soften it or simulate a slight drawl, just like with rockin', rollin' or scrutinizin' grammar until there isn't a drop of joy left in it.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

When we sent this oven mitt art to the factory, our friends there said: "the cats look so vivid!" And I mean, they're not wrong.

These socks will likely become your cats favorite toy.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

Most certifications take a lot of work to qualify for. Although, we all know someone who has this one in the bag.

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 63% combed cotton, 34% nylon and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Look at you go! Taking notes and cracking jokes makes bland work fun! 

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 50% nylon, 47% combed cotton and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

I'm not obsessed with my cat. I just like to represent him on my clothing!

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

I would be more subtle about my needs, it's just that, well ... I'm a cat. Come on, you know what to do. Women's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good.

Also, I don't not want a nap. Or a vacation.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

I like 'em. I like 'em all.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

WHOA. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Three sets of arms makes dinner easy! Who wouldn't want the extra help making meals? 

Super-insulated 

Material: 100% cotton 

I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed.

I'm sure you can see that I'm very busy defeating the big boss right now, so I'll thank you kindly to please fuck off.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.

53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Say it like you mean it. Say it softly and with lavender. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm no delicate lady finger either. I'm a fuckin' M-80.

50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like jasmine with orange peel & pear.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

My respect for fellow humans stems from intelligence, being straightforward and leaving me alone!

Size: Women's shoe 5-10

Material: 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex 

The only thing better than a nice day on the green is comfortable feet.

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex

Do you know anyone that yells at kids to get off their lawn? Do you do it yourself? These warm, comfy socks may be for you.

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew cut, comfort fit 
• Materials: 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

The temptation is strong, it's ok, you can give in.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world.

Socks that are straightforward AND polite. Every woman's dream!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 51% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

Holy shit! Have you seen these cat things!? they're amazing!

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

You can say I have "werewolf" like symptoms when I'm hangry. 

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

And you know what? The cuteness will let you get away with it...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Material: 57% nylon, 41% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders

If there's one thing we can all believe in during a big bear hug, it's this...

Material: 50% combed cotton. 47% nylon and 3% spandex 

Embrace your inner, unstoppable self!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 52% nylon, 46% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

Amazing women have felt and said it, now they can wear it as well! Show them whose boss with these socks.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

Aww, it's such a precious moment. Just look at those not-so-innocent wide eyes, taking it all in. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.