And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too.

Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Don't worry, he knows who he is. Men's shoe size 7-12. 30% nylon; 68% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party!

52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as the long-standing tradition of dropping the final consonant of a word to soften it or simulate a slight drawl, just like with rockin', rollin' or scrutinizin' grammar until there isn't a drop of joy left in it.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

These socks will likely become your cats favorite toy.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

Most certifications take a lot of work to qualify for. Although, we all know someone who has this one in the bag.

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 63% combed cotton, 34% nylon and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know?

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Look at you go! Taking notes and cracking jokes makes bland work fun! 

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 50% nylon, 47% combed cotton and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

I'm not obsessed with my cat. I just like to represent him on my clothing!

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

I'd put money on it. I mean, if they let babies have money I would.

Made with 78% cotton, 20% nylon, 2% spandex. 

I would be more subtle about my needs, it's just that, well ... I'm a cat. Come on, you know what to do. Women's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

Who's ready for walkies?! Say woof! Men's shoe size 7-12. 36% nylon; 62% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck.

Also, I don't not want a nap. Or a vacation.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

I like 'em. I like 'em all.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

This is a big deal but I know you got my back, dude.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

I'm sure you can see that I'm very busy defeating the big boss right now, so I'll thank you kindly to please fuck off.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.

53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Say it like you mean it. Say it softly and with lavender. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.

57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

My respect for fellow humans stems from intelligence, being straightforward and leaving me alone!

Size: Women's shoe 5-10

Material: 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex 

The only thing better than a nice day on the green is comfortable feet.

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex

Do you know anyone that yells at kids to get off their lawn? Do you do it yourself? These warm, comfy socks may be for you.

• Size: Men's shoe 7-12
• Crew cut, comfort fit 
• Materials: 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Socks that are straightforward AND polite. Every woman's dream!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 51% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

Holy shit! Have you seen these cat things!? they're amazing!

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

And you know what? The cuteness will let you get away with it...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Material: 57% nylon, 41% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders

If there's one thing we can all believe in during a big bear hug, it's this...

Material: 50% combed cotton. 47% nylon and 3% spandex 

Embrace your inner, unstoppable self!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 52% nylon, 46% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, no Indiana Jone's paces, that's standard, and then... Men's shoe size 7-12. 26% nylon; 72% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Whoops, I did it again, didn't I? Sorry, could you repeat that just one more time? Men's shoe size 7-12. 39% nylon; 58% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

If you need me, I'll be in the garage doing really important garage things. You know, like puttering and tinkering and stuff. Men's shoe size 7-12. 38% nylon; 60% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Amazing women have felt and said it, now they can wear it as well! Show them whose boss with these socks.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it?

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.