I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!)

Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.

Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, no Indiana Jone's paces, that's standard, and then... Men's shoe size 7-12. 26% nylon; 72% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know?

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks.

71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

You're the raddest dad in town. The gnarliest, the coolest, the most tubular. You know, all that stuff the kids say these days.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Don't worry, he knows who he is. Men's shoe size 7-12. 30% nylon; 68% combed cotton; 2% spandex.