Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as the long-standing tradition of dropping the final consonant of a word to soften it or simulate a slight drawl, just like with rockin', rollin' or scrutinizin' grammar until there isn't a drop of joy left in it.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

When we sent this oven mitt art to the factory, our friends there said: "the cats look so vivid!" And I mean, they're not wrong.

The important thing is to keep hydrating, even if you don't feel particularly thirsty. 

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like jasmine with orange peel & pear.

And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too.

Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.

S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.

I'm sure you can see that I'm very busy defeating the big boss right now, so I'll thank you kindly to please fuck off.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down for a second and catch my breath.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'll get right on that, I assure you. Just gonna rest one real quick minute first. Women's shoe size 5-10. 49% combed cotton; 49% nylon; 2% spandex.

You work your ass off and we all know it. So let the world know that you know that we know.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

Also, I don't not want a nap. Or a vacation.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

I got all my sisters with me! We are family! Get up everybody and sing!

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

You don't have monstera? Oh jeez, that IS a problem. Women's shoe size 5-10. 43% combed cotton; 55% nylon; 2% spandex.

Holy shit! Have you seen these cat things!? they're amazing!

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

They never show it in the movies, but even heroes have to poop.

Made with 71% cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex.

I never forget a face. or someone who drops me.

Made with 73% cotton, 25% nylon, 2% spandex.

Call it modern art. Or maybe performance art?

Made with 72% cotton, 26% nylon, 2% spandex.

Cute little meatballs grow up to be big meatballs, you know.

Made with 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex.

Some people are into birds, but some people are REALLY into birds. Which one are you?

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck?

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks.

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Say it like you mean it. Say it softly and with lavender. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton.

53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Like it or lump it, buddy. I do what I can. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

I would be more subtle about my needs, it's just that, well ... I'm a cat. Come on, you know what to do. Women's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because of the glitter.

52% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex; 6% other fibers.

You don't have to actually wrestle a gator, though. Usually just running with scissors will do the trick.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. 

Everyone knows it's true. Moms ARE the shit. Why not let her know?

50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex. 

I'm no delicate lady finger either. I'm a fuckin' M-80.

50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Everything you do is adorable and perfect. Especially when you jump on my head at five o'clock in the morning. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Aww, it's such a precious moment. Just look at those not-so-innocent wide eyes, taking it all in. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

WHOA. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Keep your meat mitts to yourself when I'm in the kitchen, please! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Proud and independent. That okay with you?! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Some days are just made for serenity. Other days ... not so much.

If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good.

I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

I like 'em. I like 'em all.

62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Dimensions: W-11" x H-0.25" x L-"

You can say I have "werewolf" like symptoms when I'm hangry. 

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

The perfect gift for that special someone that reimds you of the flowers blooming in spring. Or for yourself! You know you're lovely...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

The towels example may be a little extreme, but you get the picture.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

A teaspoon of sugar, a dash of cinnamon and a overfilled cup of baking brilliance.

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

This can't be considered a threat, it's a statement of facts.

• Super Insualted
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief prgrams throughout the world. 

A splash for the sauce, then a glass for the chef.

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world.

Float like a butterfly but sting like a bee. But you already know that don't you...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 57% nylon, 41% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

Embrace your inner, unstoppable self!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 52% nylon, 46% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders