When we sent this oven mitt art to the factory, our friends there said: "the cats look so vivid!" And I mean, they're not wrong.

Each and every last one of ya. So GET READY.

Seriously, it's good for you. Just try it one fucking time. Please.

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up?

Keep complaining and I'll send you to bed without any trash to eat at all.

Because of course it is. Always ends up there eventually.

The important thing is to keep hydrating, even if you don't feel particularly thirsty. 

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like hibiscus with a little vanilla.

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like lavender with a little lemon.

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like flowers of Tahiti with melon & coconut.

I'm sure you can see that I'm very busy defeating the big boss right now, so I'll thank you kindly to please fuck off.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it?

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party!

52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down for a second and catch my breath.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I got all my sisters with me! We are family! Get up everybody and sing!

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

You don't have monstera? Oh jeez, that IS a problem. Women's shoe size 5-10. 43% combed cotton; 55% nylon; 2% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck.

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes.

55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You don't have to actually wrestle a gator, though. Usually just running with scissors will do the trick.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. 

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA.

Keep your meat mitts to yourself when I'm in the kitchen, please! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Proud and independent. That okay with you?! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Kitchen stress? What's that? Doesn't even exist. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Some days are just made for serenity. Other days ... not so much.

I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed.

Whatever get you high, whatever floats your boat. No judgement here.

I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either.

You can say I have "werewolf" like symptoms when I'm hangry. 

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

The perfect gift for that special someone that reimds you of the flowers blooming in spring. Or for yourself! You know you're lovely...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

The towels example may be a little extreme, but you get the picture.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

A teaspoon of sugar, a dash of cinnamon and a overfilled cup of baking brilliance.

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

This can't be considered a threat, it's a statement of facts.

• Super Insualted
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief prgrams throughout the world. 

A splash for the sauce, then a glass for the chef.

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world.

Float like a butterfly but sting like a bee. But you already know that don't you...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 57% nylon, 41% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

Embrace your inner, unstoppable self!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Materials: 52% nylon, 46% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

This little guy has a bit of an obession with his house plants. Hey! Just like you!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Material: 57% combed cotton, 41% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

A chef never feels lonely in the company of a cat.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide 
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

It's important to have your priorities straight.

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Unbleached Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide 
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

And you know what? The cuteness will let you get away with it...

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Ankle sock, comfort fit
• Material: 57% nylon, 41% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders

These socks will likely become your cats favorite toy.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

The ocean breeze just pulls at the soul, I can't explain it... gets me.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

The purrfect mitt to use for a meal made with blood, sweat and a few tears.

• Super Insulated
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide
• Made by Blue Q
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these oven mitts to hunger relief programs throughout the world.

Sometimes common phrases take on a whole new, physical, meaning. Although nobody can stay mad at a cat that can cook!

• Super Absorbant 
• 100% Cotton
• Measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these towels to hunger relief programs throughout the world. 

Everyone's got some type of super power, but this one's extra special. 

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders

My succulent is an honors student.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 50% nylon, 48% combed cotton and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Borders 

Nobody can judge my yoga pants, I said "namaste" to, like, four people today.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew sock, comfort fit
• Material: 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border

Amazing women have felt and said it, now they can wear it as well! Show them whose boss with these socks.

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border 

Socks that are straightforward AND polite. Every woman's dream!

• Size: Women's shoe 5-10
• Crew socks, comfort fit
• Material: 51% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 2% spandex
• Blue Q donates 1% of sales of these socks to Doctors Without Border